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Monday December 8th, 2008

5.9

Simultaneous

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I'm leaving you for your twin.  He's more mature than you by now.

Friday December 5th, 2008

9.9

Friends

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Friends with detriments.

Wednesday December 3rd, 2008

6.9

Alternate Currency

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For the first time ever, the phrase 'I'd like to thank everyone at 4chan for making me successful and happy' is uttered.

Monday December 1st, 2008

3.0

Sleet

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I mean, I can barely hear myself complaining about Battlestar Galactica.

Friday November 28th, 2008

3.0

Egg Drop Failure

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I hear my brother Ricky won his school's egg drop by leaving the egg inside the hen.

Wednesday November 26th, 2008

5.2

Induced Current

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The MythBusters need to tackle whether a black hole from the LHC could REALLY destroy the world.

Monday November 24th, 2008

5.6

Drapes

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Wait, what?

Friday November 21st, 2008

6.2

Experimentation

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I understand large sample sizes are key to a low sigma, but the entire sophomore class?

Wednesday November 19th, 2008

6.1

Theft of the Magi

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Every Roomba needs a dueling harness.

Monday November 17th, 2008

7.7

A Bunch of Rocks

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I call Rule 34 on Wolfram's Rule 34.

Friday November 14th, 2008

5.2

Legal Hacks

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It's totally a reasonable modern analogue.  Jefferson would have been all about crypto.

Wednesday November 12th, 2008

10

Terminology

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Also, is it just me, or do Japan and New Zealand look suspiciously similar?  Has anyone seen them at a party together?

Monday November 10th, 2008

7.4

Dark Flow

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The Pioneer anomaly is due to the force of my love.

Friday November 7th, 2008

3.9

Faust 2.0

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The only blood these contracts are signed in is from me cutting my hand trying to open the goddamn CD case.

Wednesday November 5th, 2008

6.6

Election

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Someday I'll be rich enough to hire Nate Silver to help make all my life decisions.  'Should I sleep with her?'  'Well, I'm showing a 35% chance it will end badly.'

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