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  • damircea, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1Oooh, so that's how it works!
  • cl2yp71c, on 07/19/2008, -85/+8Apparently, that 'Man' hasn't heard of Digg.
    • Jumpeplowski, on 07/20/2008, -2/+54What the hell is that supposed to mean?
      • PurpleSfinx, on 07/20/2008, -3/+23It means elephants are purple. Duh.
      • Rammy912, on 07/20/2008, -3/+18@ PurpleSfinx

        You must really like the colour purple, huh?
      • ninja0, on 07/20/2008, -3/+9I think he means once you come to digg you dont get turned on because you spend your life on it instead of getting laid
      • SuicideMouse, on 07/20/2008, -3/+7*Jumpeplowski's knuckles whiten as his fist clench while reading cl2yp71c's comment*
    • vat0r, on 07/20/2008, -11/+1Apologies for the hijack but this is the best fricking thing I've seen on digg this month!!
  • jakash, on 07/19/2008, -17/+341Man = Binary
    Woman = Analogue
    • borez, on 07/20/2008, -5/+149Woman = Digital and then becomes analogue once a month ( complete with large VCA , high pass filter and unpredictable oscillating sign wave generator )
      • DrAlanGrant, on 07/20/2008, -0/+9That fast transient came out of nowhere! I was just watching TV then zap!
      • Recluse, on 07/20/2008, -1/+9More like a saw wave.
      • sakuraz, on 07/20/2008, -0/+47*SINE
      • jinxation, on 07/20/2008, -10/+4Lmao, borez...great comment.
      • borez, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1*SINE yeah OK whatever. I was excited when I typed it.
    • sigginike90, on 07/20/2008, -3/+19That's not a correct use of the equivalence symbol =O
    • skeletorcares, on 07/20/2008, -3/+6analogue can be used to delivery binary signals.... sloppy metaphor
      • Xiata, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1I hear they have an operation that delivers both what you said and analog over digital
      • skeletorcares, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1That doesn't make sense. Binary is a language not a transimttion technique.

        If he/she wanted the right metaphor it would be digital and analogue. Both are able to transmit or understand binary if set up correctly. And at infinately high fidelity digital is analogue. But we're not going to get into theory here.
    • BossKey, on 07/20/2008, -18/+2Man = Mac
      Woman = PC
      • lartones, on 07/20/2008, -0/+5I think you are wrong,

        Man = PC because we like to get our hands dirty with problems and fix them

        Women = Macs because they worry about aesthetics
      • BossKey, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1Actually, I was sort of comparing it to the "Mac vs PC" car image submission on Digg I saw earlier today, where the Mac car has the one switch...or the idea that men are low-maintenance and women are high-maintenance...

        ...but it doesn't really matter, this is all in good fun. Doesn't make sense to take it so seriously, guys, and yet...I'm just amused at how offended men are at the idea!

        (BTW I have gotten my hands dirty working in the Unix terminal...
        ...on my Mac)
    • xtraa, on 07/20/2008, -0/+6I think I'll switch to 'off', everytime my girlfriend becomes her 'analogue' crisis
    • SuicideMouse, on 07/20/2008, -11/+46Am I the only guy who's sick of this old sexist joke?

      Guys are just as ***** complicated as girls but if you want to play the sexist game, when was the last time you've seen a girl blow her teeth out with a firecracker or barbecue in an inflatable pool?

      As much as some guys will deny this, we have feelings too, we can get really ***** upset about losing a girlfriend just like girls can get upset about loosing a boyfriend. Often guys don't show their emotions because of ***** like this picture, they are afraid of rejection and ridicule. We are pussies if we talk about emotions but it's cool for girls to do it because they have them? What *****.

      We can have bitch fits at girls as well, but we don't call them that and we don't blame them on the periods we don't get. We were just being assholes right? 'Cause being assholes is actually kinda badass while you still get to sorta apologize... ***** lame. Sometimes you're just in a bad mood, sometimes something ***** happened to you just a while ago or your thinking about something unpleasant so you say or do something to your girlfriend, or just your friend, that you know you shouldn't have and wish you didn't.
      If you're a nice guy maybe you'll say sorry with a small "I was in a bad mood", If you're a real man, you should apologize and explain what was going on then and whats going on now, honest, brutally open, putting yourself in a position where your inner emotions are exposed.

      Can we not pass this stereotype? We all have emotions. Talking about them helps, and sometimes, people NEED to talk about them but are afraid to, so no one gets to hear about how that guy was having suicidal thoughts and now nothing could be done to prevent it.

      Go ahead and call me a pussy now or digg me down for saying something you know is at least partly true but isn't fun to think about. Do me a favor though, next time you see a friend looking pretty down about something or mad, tell him he can talk to you about it and that it will stay between you two, no *****. Then don't go laugh behind his back or tell anyone what you talked about. The only exception being if you're worried they are a possible threat to themselves or others, then, call someone.
      • glutamate, on 07/20/2008, -12/+4tl:dr
      • OtterStratton, on 07/20/2008, -1/+17I dugg you up.


        But I really wanted to digg you down for using "loosing" instead of "losing."

        It was thisclose.
      • theodenking, on 07/20/2008, -17/+12Whine whine whine, congratulations on your new vagina.
      • EllimistX, on 07/20/2008, -5/+16Why so serious?
      • iwantamonkey, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2hear hear
      • generalsticky, on 07/20/2008, -3/+3SPEAK! BROTHA SPEAK!!
      • jaynyc, on 07/20/2008, -3/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
      • Incomp3tnt, on 07/20/2008, -1/+10SuicideMouse casts Wall of Text [Rank 6]
        SuicideMouse's Wall of Text [Rank 6] crits you for 9001 damage.
        You have died.
      • sadsadrobot, on 07/20/2008, -7/+2No emotions here. Must be some emo thing.
      • LucianSolaris, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2any guy who grew up with Care Bears knows this.

        it doesn't pay in the long run to just be a 'dude'.

        you tend to avoid the ***** bitches by not acting like a 'dude'.
      • TwistableLime, on 07/20/2008, -1/+5Your my hero.
      • jasmus, on 07/20/2008, -2/+7and there's digg in a nutshell. a well thought out, sincere response to a stupid image that doesn't deserve to be on the front page, and the replies are about as interesting as a brown cushion.
      • yahoofrom, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2Wait Man has right to be an emo?
    • gcman94, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2you=genius

    • dlite922, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Inaccurate:

      The I/O switch for women is NOT that easy to find. (Assuming it exists)

  • travis6690, on 07/19/2008, -32/+673The Internets < McCain < this picture
    Increasing age --->
    • CrushThemTorg, on 07/20/2008, -3/+78It's true. John McCain's father made these devices in 1844 as prototype sewing machines.
      • shawn1122, on 07/20/2008, -0/+74John McCain has a father? I always thought he'd just been here all along..
      • UNL1M1T3D, on 07/20/2008, -0/+20He was here when Earth was created.
      • Sil369, on 07/20/2008, -1/+8god? or adam?
      • infinityofnever, on 07/20/2008, -0/+8they got some nice cameras in 1844
      • LucianSolaris, on 07/20/2008, -0/+5@Sil369: "god? or adam?"

        McCain == Cain
      • rudeboyskunk, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2No, no father. He was spawned from the same pit of demons as Bush and Cheney.
    • ChayD, on 07/20/2008, -16/+5I think this actually pre-dates the internet - probably even pre-dates the universe. Still quite funny tho.
      • Verz, on 07/20/2008, -3/+10"I think this actually pre-dates the internet"
        I think that's what he said..
    • Kaput84, on 07/20/2008, -13/+2I think he meant this picture has been around for a long ass time, a few years.
    • matero5009, on 07/20/2008, -17/+2there are multiple internets?
    • notthatnoise, on 07/20/2008, -7/+18apparently enough people hadn't seen it for it to be the #1 story. Maybe you should take a break from patrolling the internet for old pictures and go outside.
    • MxM111, on 07/20/2008, -2/+1Which makes this picture even more valid. Can't say the same about McCain though...
    • Trav3133, on 07/20/2008, -3/+8i have never seen this before
      • LongShlong, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1I know, nifty, eh?!

        I can't forward it to all my relatives!
      • rudeboyskunk, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1Why not?
  • megamod, on 07/19/2008, -7/+184Where's the LCD screen with the warning message?

    Wait you don't get warnings in real life either. The system just blows up.
  • yayintertubes, on 07/20/2008, -58/+521***** OLD
    • y2kboy23, on 07/20/2008, -21/+30And still laugh every time I see this.
    • scarysnow, on 07/20/2008, -23/+12you're old.
    • sigginike90, on 07/20/2008, -11/+3It's so old it's classic.
    • drgmdp, on 07/20/2008, -11/+2not only it's old, i've seen it yesterday
    • fullstop102, on 07/20/2008, -9/+2This is as old as the world itself! Still funny and very true but OLD OLD OLD
    • chrishirsch, on 07/20/2008, -5/+2it is old
      good to see someone can use stumbleupon then post it to digg
    • sinkingshriek, on 07/20/2008, -3/+2old..but hasn't changed yet.
    • mohabitar, on 07/20/2008, -7/+4Who the hell cares if its old? Digg gets new people everyday. Give them a chance to see this.
    • BobScratchit, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1Looks new to me, first time I've seen it anyway.
    • dontlookdown, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1yeah but this was posted like 2 weeks ago...
    • curtisag, on 07/20/2008, -3/+2Well maybe not everybody has seen it you prick. So STFU about it.
    • bizz0ris, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Look at me I'm a digg elitist I've seen everything on teh internets. *SNORT*
  • JohnsonGotOwned, on 07/20/2008, -9/+172My woman blue screened. Then, after that, she insisted on getting lots of new parts. And, to top it all off, decided to go OPEN SOURCE.

    She's driving me up the wall.
    • RegalGSX, on 07/20/2008, -2/+116If open source means what I think it does, I'd like to make my own changes to her kernel.
      • Totz83, on 07/20/2008, -2/+60sudo apt-get laid
      • pistonhonda, on 07/20/2008, -1/+38!

        Oh my god, Digg is full of nerds.
      • thedragon4453, on 07/20/2008, -0/+35@piston

        New here?
      • JoeDiggsIt, on 07/20/2008, -5/+1Why would you guys do that when he's obviously saying she's loose... nerds and their "projects"...
    • aphexcoil, on 07/20/2008, -0/+16I'd debug it
    • lgh0s7l, on 07/20/2008, -0/+7version # ?
    • Aitese, on 07/20/2008, -0/+18I had to compile my woman from source...I wasn't told which dependencies I'd need or anything. I was missing libMoney, libGoodJob, libCar, lib13inches and she didn't come with the optional plugins for the sanity, common-sense or understanding options.
      • fcukthisgame, on 07/20/2008, -1/+9And this precisely is why nobody compiles their own kernel any more.

        And why no diggers have girlfriends.
    • PixelMagic, on 07/20/2008, -8/+2Your woman blue screened? Is she a visual effects artist?
    • robertnealan, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1A Windows 95 PC doesn't qualify as a "woman".
    • dlite922, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2Can you give me the sourceforge project link?

      I'd like to download her.

  • Mike32, on 07/20/2008, -15/+106Apparently man fails at photoshop...
    • Radan, on 07/20/2008, -0/+22Pfff why waste valuable time by using the clone tool when you can as well just use brown paint instead?
    • ChayD, on 07/20/2008, -0/+28I don't think photoshop was around when this one was made
      /jk
    • phenom2k7, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2Seriously? Why does everyone have to be a photoshop expert these days.
  • Hollow5, on 07/20/2008, -18/+45old
  • Awsumthx, on 07/20/2008, -31/+9This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and by seeing quite a few shops in my time.
    • r4ge, on 07/20/2008, -11/+7who ***** cares.
    • doleboy, on 07/20/2008, -3/+1shopped? not even... MS paint'd at best
    • bizz0ris, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Hahahhaahha "...quite a few shops in my time" You get the wear the genius hat today.
  • Gizim, on 07/20/2008, -12/+316I thought this picture came with the internet welcome packet.
    Enjoy your stay here on the internet.
    • Yesplease, on 07/20/2008, -17/+4I have been using the AOL (America On-Line) for more than a year and a half, at LEAST once a day, so I can confirm that this image does indeed come on every free trial disk I have used.
      • drummerguy520, on 07/20/2008, -0/+10I'm glad you wrote out America On-Line. I had almost forgotten what AOL stood for.
      • fcukthisgame, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2whoa. With the AOL, how do you get to digg? You must be really good with computers!
      • jynweythek, on 09/17/2008, -0/+2why bury him? it was funny!
  • Totz83, on 07/20/2008, -5/+66Is the volume knob available for purchase?
  • Wezlanator, on 07/20/2008, -18/+406OH HEY I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE.
  • bingo000, on 07/20/2008, -3/+155Man on top.
  • masterjenkins, on 07/20/2008, -16/+84how the hell did this make front page
  • bunnybash, on 07/20/2008, -17/+83buried for being friggin ancient...
  • r4ge, on 07/20/2008, -5/+24Dials are awesome.
  • s4g4n, on 07/20/2008, -20/+58older than mccain
  • tama00, on 07/20/2008, -15/+26Women are not human like us males
    • onlyaftersunset, on 07/20/2008, -4/+5tell that to your mother.
      • kateyall, on 07/20/2008, -1/+8BUUURRRRN!!!!

        But seriously though... what the heck does that even mean? What are we then, if not human? Is your inability to connect with women so severe that you assume we're not even of the same species? Sad.
  • benihime, on 07/20/2008, -20/+3Women need all those buttons when guys are liars. That way they can push different buttons and manipulate things into their ways. Guys only have one switch because face it when caught in a lie they are caught. So basically guys need women to have all those buttons to manipulate situations into their favor.
    • Hollow5, on 07/20/2008, -1/+11:O
    • 32bytes, on 07/20/2008, -1/+11Its women who want lies!

      Supply and demand, if you don't offer lies, you'll get no pussy.
    • WebCester, on 07/20/2008, -3/+1Oh wow, that's sooo deep.

      /sarc
    • fcukthisgame, on 07/20/2008, -3/+3OMFG A GURL ON TEH INTERWEBZ

      A/S/L!

      I CAN HAZ SECKS?
    • benihime, on 07/21/2008, -0/+0Ah my theory proven. SWEET! haha that was fun. Just wanted to see the reactions I would get from guys. Pretty much what i expected. And to fckuthisgame I think your just a tad bit behind. Girls have been on for a while. Now if they don't talk to you is a different story.
  • MDKAOD, on 07/20/2008, -18/+463From: Mom
    Subject: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:Funny check this out!
    • Millsee, on 07/20/2008, -2/+53Also from mum:

      text messages in capital letters
      • helleborus, on 07/20/2008, -1/+39You managed to train your mom to send a text message? Bravo - we got stuck on trying to add a contact. We can forget about voice mail altogether.
      • Lythium, on 07/20/2008, -1/+12My brother trained my mom to send/check text messages by the simple expedient of not answering his cell phone when he started college last year. She now texts three times as much as I do -.-
      • devilwarriors, on 07/20/2008, -7/+4i trained mine to download whit bittorrent .. wasn't easy, but funny when i see that she actually pirate more thing than i do
      • jynweythek, on 09/17/2008, -2/+1try saying "from mum" three times fast.
      • aprocter, on 07/20/2008, -1/+4I love how you guys say 'trained,' like moms are a different species all together.
      • Millsee, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3They are a diffrent species. They're from Mum-world.

    • cusoman, on 07/20/2008, -17/+9I enjoy the fact that the "FW comment" gets massive digg ups in every submission like this. This pic is old? Yeah, well so are your comments being the same. damn. ones. every time.
      • PurpleSfinx, on 07/20/2008, -0/+8I buried your comment, I saw it over a year ago.

        Even this comment I'm writing right now here on Digg is copied word for word from an email I got in the 70's.
      • UNL1M1T3D, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1He sticks with what works. Good call.
      • kinggimped, on 07/20/2008, -2/+1Yeah but this isn't old. It's ***** ancient.
    • aserer511, on 07/20/2008, -3/+32hahah so true; this is literally 100% something my aunt would forward, and in her size 16 blue comic sans, write below "OH I KNEW YOU'D LOVE THIS'
    • Swarms, on 07/20/2008, -8/+3Just so you know, that FW: joke is just as old.
    • pstine, on 07/20/2008, -2/+5It's funny because it's true.

      It's funnier because I never read emails that have that in the subject.
    • mistergraves, on 07/20/2008, -8/+1oh *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • mistergraves, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2-1 diggs because i thought that was funny???
      • Acglaphotis, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1Yeah.
      • Gartland32, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1-1 digg because of excessive exclamation points. And also not really making any sense.
    • y0urcl0ne, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1I just delete those messages.
  • welliwonder, on 07/20/2008, -15/+3Let the bitching commence. ;-)
  • Bossnigga, on 07/20/2008, -9/+2Yes i have one nob, anymore an i'd have serious issues getting laid. One nob FTW
    • krete, on 07/20/2008, -0/+9knob
    • bobdance, on 07/20/2008, -2/+7"Slob on my knob like corn on the cob"

      I hate my self for typing that.
  • RivalJr, on 07/20/2008, -3/+9makes me feel all warm and nostalgic...
  • katie10, on 07/20/2008, -3/+27Old picture, but weird that it's on a physics professor's Uni of Wisconsin web server.

    http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/
  • new2u, on 07/20/2008, -8/+3Now if only man had the little light on them that told us when they were off or on. Damn men make life soooo complicated. heheheh.
    • Millsee, on 07/20/2008, -0/+6erm.......


      on the contrary.....
    • ZedoMann, on 07/20/2008, -0/+5Lemme guess, you are either not a man, or a man who hates his gender...
    • TheDatabit, on 07/20/2008, -0/+6Look at the position of the switch. If it's up it's on. If it's down it's off. Flick it either way.
    • new2u, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1Holy Cow!! I guess I did Flick a few switches. LOL
    • Medicamusic, on 10/28/2008, -0/+2boner = light
  • bikeham, on 07/20/2008, -7/+21Old
  • Millsee, on 07/20/2008, -16/+7OLD!

    And..... it should be the other way around... most men are nerdy enough to like zillions of buttons on a machine... women, in general - are no button orientated!
    • ZedoMann, on 07/20/2008, -1/+4You Kiddin? Zillions of Buttons means ancient, we want less stuff outside, but more inside, with a window!!
    • sembitch, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1What you like and what you are are two different things... hence men like women and women like men (typically)!
  • drape, on 07/20/2008, -3/+13Its intentional. Women purposefully make things complicated for men because they want to sleep with the "best" male who know how to switch them on and off. Unfortunately, the men who do know how won't be switching on one for too long. Stereotypically speaking.
  • sinbonders, on 07/20/2008, -3/+123I'm pretty sure I downloaded this picture on a 14.4k modem once. Yes.
    • teesix, on 07/20/2008, -7/+10You're so cool, can I be you?
      • dan0964, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2Well if you're going to be him, can i be you ?
    • DjArcadian, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Liar! Nobody has ever made a modem THAT slow.
  • augmented4, on 07/20/2008, -4/+62Like a real woman, it's a lot less complicated from behind.
    • Malchus89, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1Call my friend Phil. He's a doctor.
      323-461-7445
  • smoothmann, on 07/20/2008, -7/+40The innernettes from 1997 called, they want their ***** photo back...........
    • xptoast, on 07/20/2008, -4/+11The ***** convention called and wanted to know if a smoothmann was going to show up. I mean you were on the sign up sheet and stuff.
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  • facelesscoward, on 07/20/2008, -11/+3Eh. I'm a male, and I don't understand me at all. Maybe I'm just stupid.
  • datacowboy, on 07/20/2008, -2/+21And yet as complicated as women are, we as men still cannot resist twisting their knobs and pushing their buttons.
  • ZedoMann, on 07/20/2008, -1/+3I think for some of us there's a TV screen and a beer dispenser, others a computer screen on the men machine.
  • clearcasting, on 07/20/2008, -4/+18Who is digging this stuff...?
  • enderwigin, on 07/20/2008, -2/+10lol, I first hered this joke being told by Adam Corola on Love Line.

    "Men are like a box with one switch, women are like a 747 cockpit without an instruction manual and if you flip the wrong switch they blow up."
    • goddessophia, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1yeah, we blow up with you in it!
      • caramba420, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1I'm still trying to figure out of that was some kind of innuendo
  • barf1, on 07/20/2008, -6/+6Pretty sure I first saw this at least six years ago.
  • reaperhatch, on 07/20/2008, -1/+9LOL keep letting them think that.

  • rootsm3, on 07/20/2008, -10/+7Thanks for building a time machine and sending us back to 2001.
  • cfuse, on 07/20/2008, -7/+1One is easy to get along with, the other is going to ***** up no matter what you do.
  • suckaPU, on 07/20/2008, -13/+2girls suck
  • dampeal, on 07/20/2008, -5/+9wow this is old...
  • theradical, on 07/20/2008, -4/+2so i assume there is no off setting?
  • jreinstedler, on 07/20/2008, -5/+4photoshop failure
    • atgmac, on 07/20/2008, -0/+5Nah, this was actually made by carefully pouring small amounts of chemicals onto film.
    • 88chrisb, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1I'm going for MS Paint failure.
  • Millsee, on 07/20/2008, -2/+3Zedoman - I shall buy you an iPhone for Christmas.... you're right. One button...

    Sembitch - you're right too. In fact I prefer girls simply because they smell nicer, look nicer and have more buttons..

    This is what you get for posting with a hangover.... :-)

  • ebbv, on 07/20/2008, -7/+5Anyone who has never seen this before A) Fails at the internet and B) Should stop voting on Digg as their opinion is uninformed and they are stupid.
    • xptoast, on 07/20/2008, -1/+4Well dude I assume you are uninformed to the fact that no human can know all the information so maybe you should stop voting on digg. About failing at the internet...most say internets if they are internet nerds as well as I have a life so no I am not going to live on the internets.

      Wait did I just feed a troll...?
    • scy1192, on 07/20/2008, -1/+3I'm going to Digg this just to spite you.
    • caramba420, on 07/20/2008, -0/+0Actually, I have never seen this before. Most of my time on the Internet is spent reading technical manuals and such. You know, gleaning useful information.
  • seantubridy, on 07/20/2008, -5/+78This reminds me, I just found this animation of a dancing baby. I have to post it to Digg. It's so funny. You guys will love it!
    • Alex2, on 07/20/2008, -0/+12You should totally do it!

    • kyle212, on 07/20/2008, -5/+1No wait, I found this really funny one of this kid swinging a piece of metal around like in star wars! I think hes called Star wars kid or something
  • mafax, on 07/20/2008, -1/+26I like women...
  • Zippo, on 07/20/2008, -1/+9Women sure have lots of buttons to push.
    • leladax, on 07/21/2008, -0/+0that will make them angry or horny. usually the former.
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